Neck and Neckbeard
Ugly elections mean only one thing to Impossibly Stupid: continued ugly post-election behavior. Not being overly political, I try to limit my ugliness in this respect to my face based on the Beard Poll:
What should be the name for facial hair grown until a new President takes office?
As you can see, it’s currently an even split between Election Beard and Lame Duck Beard. You need to vote to break the tie! I can’t grow a stupid beard to mark this stupidest-of-all election unless I have a definitive name for it. Please, please help me out here, people. Don’t let the political divisiveness of our nation’s two party system undermine this precious tradition, too!