POLL: Proclaiming Old Link Lifeless
As recently promised, the beard poll has been migrated out of Drupal. Or, of course, you could just look over to the right to find it in the sidebar (at least through 2016). I did look into using Disqus comment voting to handle polling, but it seems there was no way to “pre-load” the existing votes I had.
Future polls still might rely on the Disqus voting mechanism, though; I really won't give it much thought until I have something else poll-worthy. Regardless, that was the last dynamic thing that wasn't on this new read-only version of Impossibly Stupid. Unless someone else sees something I missed, I plan on completely taking down the old Drupal version of the site over the weekend.